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(847): View more from Illinois

Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme

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(386): View more from Florida

I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?

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(917): View more from New York City

she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.

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(352): View more from Florida

Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?

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(678): View more from Georgia

My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.

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