made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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