I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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