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So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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Honestly.

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Don't say a word.

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(313) So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays! (1-313) I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol????? (313) Honestly. (313) Don't say a word. http://tfl.nu/wjb7

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(314): View more from Missouri

In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.

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(314): In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night. http://tfl.nu/bhg6

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(949): View more from California

just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."

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(949): just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will." http://tfl.nu/pn0l

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(309): View more from Illinois

just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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(309): just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping. http://tfl.nu/3wmp

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(602): Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest. http://tfl.nu/apc8

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(214): View more from Texas

So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

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Sounds better than last semester

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(214): So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far (713): Sounds better than last semester http://tfl.nu/9h5w

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .

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(203): he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on . http://tfl.nu/rwb5

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(305): View more from Florida

Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.

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(305): Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after. http://tfl.nu/e8fo

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(423): View more from Tennessee

no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.

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(423): no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet. http://tfl.nu/ph90

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(218): View more from Minnesota

nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.

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(218): nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip. http://tfl.nu/8hgr

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(619): View more from California

you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.

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(619): you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list. http://tfl.nu/xg4q

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.

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(918): Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business. http://tfl.nu/hekp

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(478): View more from Georgia

Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."

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(478): Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like." http://tfl.nu/6r4y

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(817): View more from Texas

We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back

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(817): We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back http://tfl.nu/9xp2

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

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(701): Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves. http://tfl.nu/z6ix

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