gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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