Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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