problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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