More tranny stories later!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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