How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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