Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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