I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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