This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
People in love make me want to vomit
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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