Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I deserve this hangover.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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