matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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