i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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