As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
God, I missed his penis.
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