Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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