did you get engaged???
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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