She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize