thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
it's great music for shaving your balls
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.