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• (917): View more from New York City

  Eric got herpes from Jo-ann

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  That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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• (510): View more from California

  And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.

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  You guys make me sad

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  You misspelled jealous there

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.

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• (559): View more from California

  Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.

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• (646): View more from New York

  If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better

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• (415): View more from California

  If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.

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