Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to