vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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