It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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