the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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