He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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