i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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