i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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