My cat gives me a boner
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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