just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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