pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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