A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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