She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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