Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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