I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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