fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Dicks are not precious.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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