I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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