Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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