we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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