K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
