mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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