I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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