Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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