im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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