Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Every concussion has its silver lining
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
