I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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