Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
