haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Hippo gnu deer
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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