I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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