did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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