Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She made me pour olive oil on her.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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