what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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