She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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