But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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