Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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