I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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