She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check