:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think a kid would responsible me up
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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