Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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